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Welcome to Rusted Fork Media's on-line merchandise warehouse!

We at Rusted Fork Media are following the lead of industry leader Lucasfilm Ltd. by engineering a massive release of merchandise before our film is even in theaters, much less completed. We are planning a rollout of the following wild and exciting products:

  • Welcome Space Brother Action Figures - Collect your favorite characters like James, Heidi, Eddie and the Cow. Play with their semi-bendable appendages in your backyard, offer them to your dog as a chew toy, collect them to sell for great profit at an on-line auction... heck, with our action figures, the possibilities are endless!
  • Welcome Space Brothers Recipe Collection - All your favorite recipes from the feature film, in one handy, occasionally illustrated volume. Also included is a bonus section detailing the history and foodogenesis of Scandinavia's famous Smorgasbord. The book also includes a table of contents and an ingeniously alphabetized index.
  • Welcome Space Brothers Collectors Cards - A pack of ten cards with images from your favorite scenes from the movie. There's Ewing at the Junkyard, Susan falling over a bush, and the sterilization posse on the hunt for diseased individuals. The cards come with two delicious, cardboard like strips of sour grape gum!
  • Welcome Space Brothers Halloween Costume - Really want to scare your friends and be the hit of the next office costume party? How about donning our evil Dr. Tingwald costume. Just throw on the forehead mirror and lab coat before grabbing your "Serum A" vial and you're ready to go!
  • The Making of Welcome Space Brothers - This delightful, as yet unwritten, picture book chronicles the making of the film from the earliest screenplay days to the first public screenings. Read previously unpublished interviews with the filmmakers. Learn how they created all of the wild special effects using cardboard, twine and crushed berries. You will salivate over the six delicious full color photographs.

But wait, that's not all!

Rusted Fork Media is also considering offering the following Welcome Space Brothers collectibles:
breakfast cereal, soap dishes, bed sheets, toilet paper, dehydrated goulash, nasal decongestant, cake mix, semi-educational CD-ROM games, soundtrack with hit songs not featured in the actual movie, boihazard suits, scented massage oil, refrigerator magnets, salt and pepper shakers, a home hydro-colonic aromatherapy kit, crab meat, orgasm shampoo, water purifiers, turkey jerkey sticks, edible undergarments, motor oil, butter cookies, ride on top lawn mowers, and lots, lots more!

So, prepare your favorite credit card for big purchasing action! For product information and suggestions, e-mail to:info@rustedfork.com. home




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